51+ Best Funny 40th Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny 40th birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send to your loved ones.

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Funny 40th Birthday Wishes Messages

I’m glad that our 20-year friendship has finally gotten to the point where we can have a conversation about your wrinkled neck and old lady hands without being interrupted by one of us calling for a timeout.

If I could give you a gift, it would be silky smooth legs. Happy 40th birthday, dear!

When I think about your 40th birthday, my first thought is how glad I am that you don’t have any health problems my insurance might cover!

In honor of your 40th birthday, I made you dinner. If it tastes as bad as it looks, I apologize.

I’m so glad we met before Facebook and LinkedIn. Happy 40th birthday!

Funny Happy 40th Birthday Wishes

Today is your day! You deserve it all…except a facelift. I don’t want to lose you as a friend.

Happy Birthday! I thought long and hard about what I could give you to celebrate this milestone, and since we both know money is tight for you right now, I decided to make you your very own retirement fund…in case your business goes under and life takes a turn for the worse.

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I’ve known you for so long and I don’t think there’s anything you haven’t done by 40…except getting married, having kids, getting a sports car, going to college, and saving the rainforest – oh wait…you’re still young!

If part of turning 40 is getting old and wrinkly, then I hope these pictures will be proof to my kids that I was once young and gorgeous.

You’ve always been such an inspiration to me, even though you don’t know it. Just knowing that I can look up to someone who is so much older than me makes getting older not seem so bad.

Just because you turned 40 doesn’t mean your life is half over…it just means there’s less of it left than before.

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Friend

Happy birthday to my friend who has the best laugh I have ever heard! Here’s to another year of pure joy!

A day without you in it is like a potty without toilet paper… yeah, there’s nothing in it! So hurry up and get here already! It’s your birthday buddy!

You know what? You’ve managed to live through 40 years, which is HUGE. Here’s to another year of milestones!

The last time I checked 40 candles was supposed to signify someone turning 40… so here’s to you, little buddy! And hey, if that doesn’t happen for almost an hour then no biggie!

I remember when you decided to be born. It was the day of a HUGE storm, and it took your mom almost 9 months to get you out!

I remember when I decided to have you as my friend. It’s been a long journey full of ups and downs but we finally made it! Here’s to another year buddy!

You’re probably wondering why I’m giving you a present. Well, it’s because today is your birthday, dummy!

I hope you like the gift card to Olive Garden! It will hold your appetite until dinner time! And hey, if not then you can always use it for more pizza!

You can celebrate tonight by not celebrating! Just stay home and relax. I’ve got the whole night planned for us!

Who would have thought you were alive for 40 years? Well, me, I guess… I remember when you were born!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Husband

Wow! It’s like you got 8 years younger overnight. Happy 40th birthday to the best husband ever!

You’re 40? Where did all that gray hair come from and where the heck is my sweet husband who used to be 20? Happy birthday! My love for you is endless and I wish we could go back to our carefree days of youth, but growing old with you sounds like a pretty good second choice.

Happy 40th birthday! I thought going from 30 to 40 would be monumental, but now that you’re 40 as well, I feel like we can conquer the world!

We may not be where we were when we got married, but I wouldn’t trade this love for anything in the world; it even beats out my coveted fast internet connection. Happy birthday to the one who held me up through all these years and still manages to make me weak in the knees.

You can’t be 40. That’s not possible! I saw you eat a 12-inch sub for lunch! And don’t even get me started on how much beer you drink! Man, just let me pinch your cheeks one more time before this party starts. Happy birthday to my husband!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Wife

In case 40 seems too young for you to retire, how about starting with a career change? Happy birthday!

If I could give you any present in the world it would be this: a big pot of money, expensive jewelry and the best drivers for your Ferrari.

So what if your life is beginning to show its age? Your wrinkles make you look like an old Aztec woman who has spent her days worshipping the sun god!

Happy 40th birthday to my beautiful wife who already looks like an 80-year-old woman with tons of wrinkles on her face.

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Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Sister

There’s a big difference between being forty and nearly dead. I’m not even going to try and argue. Happy birthday, dear sister!

Today is your day! You’re not 40 yet! Your face may be lined, your back may be bent, but inside you are still young and sprightly. You can take on the world!

I know it’s not much, but you can have my share of youth. You always were the young one anyway!

In a few years’ time, I’m going to be retiring and kicking back, just like you! Except I’ll have my children spoiling me with care and love, instead of being all alone.

Imagine what it will be like when I turn 40! Will you wish me a happy birthday before or after my heart attack?

Happy birthday, my lovely sister! If you are not 40 by the time you read this, then it means I am dead!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Brother

Happy birthday to my brother who has outlived his prime!

Wow, your 40th birthday is here? I guess this means that I’m now ancient.

Today turns you into an old fart just like Dad! Sorry about that. Happy 40th birthday!

At least now your age starts with a four instead of a two, right?

Happy 40th birthday to my brother who has finally learned how to spell his own name!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Son

If you are 40, then I am 80. Happy birthday, son!

Happy 40th birthday, son! I am so glad that I lived long enough to see you turn 40.

Happy birthday to my 40-year-old son and thank God we got rid of all those awkward teenage years together and moved on to your fantastic adulthood and happy birthday.

You are forty today, if it makes you feel any better just remember that time is a flat circle and it will always be your birthday.

40 might not sound so great at first because you have to use a whole new set of numbers, but it has a very nice ring to it.

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Daughter

Happy 40th birthday to my best friend. I’m here to say, even though you’re forty now… I still love ya! Happy birthday kid, wishing you the happiest of days today.

My dear daughter on your 40th birthday, how cute is this time we have had since day one! May it only get sweeter as you get older. You like a fine wine; you only get better with age!

Happy 40th birthday to the girl who taught me what good music is, you will always be my favorite singer and I can’t wait to see what the next 40 years bring for you.

Happy 40th birthday to the best daughter a mom could ever ask for. One of these days we’ll have that wine together, just like we’ve always talked about, until then we’ll just have to hang out.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny 40th birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send to your loved ones.

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