51+ Best Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages, & Quotes

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Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

You’re not 50, you’re 18 with 32 years of experience. Happy birthday!

Happy 50th birthday! Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

At 50, you’ve finally reached the age where you know what you want and you’re not afraid to go get it.

50 is an amazing age. You’ve survived half a century of trends, fads, and fashion changes!

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On your 50th birthday, take a walk down memory lane to remember all the good times… and all the bad times that made you who you are today.

The first 50 years are the hardest… the next 50 will be a breeze! Happy birthday!

Congratulations on making it to 50! You’ve now officially survived half of your life!

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Don’t worry about getting older… age is just a number and you’re still as young as you feel!

50 is a perfect age… you’re old enough to know better but young enough to still enjoy life!

On your 50th birthday, don’t worry about getting older… just think of all the birthday cake you’ll get to eat!

50 is a great age to be… old enough to know better, but young enough to still do stupid things!

On your 50th birthday, enjoy the fact that you’re now officially in the ‘Golden Years’!

The best thing about turning 50 is that you can now say anything you want and people will just assume you’re senile!

On your 50th birthday, don’t think of it as the beginning of the end… think of it as the end of the beginning!

The best thing about turning 50 is that you can now tell people exactly what you think… and they have to listen!

The best thing about turning 50 is that you now have the wisdom of experience and the energy of youth… so use them both wisely!

50 is a great time to enjoy all the things you love… and to start doing some things you’ve always wanted to do!

Funny 50th Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday! You’ve now reached the age where you can officially start lying about your age!

They say that age is just a number. Unfortunately, it’s not just any number – it’s the number of years we’ve been alive, and it seems to go up faster the older we get!

You’re not 50 – you’re $49.95 plus shipping and handling!

They say that life begins at 40 – but it doesn’t really start to get interesting until you’re 50!

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At 50, life is just a waiting game – waiting for your hairline to recede further, your waistline to expand, and your memory to start fading away.

Happy Birthday! You’ve now reached the age where it’s perfectly acceptable to talk to yourself in public!

The good news is that you’re not as old as you will be next year. The bad news is that you’re not as young as you used to be!

Welcome to the age where your brain starts going… and you can’t seem to find it again! Congratulations on being 50 years young!

Happy Birthday! You’re now at the age where your joints are making more noise than your mouth!

Welcome to the age where your memory goes, and your waistline grows! Happy 50th birthday!

At 50, life is a game of give and take… you give money, and they take away your health!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Wife

You may be officially over the hill, but you’re still as gorgeous as ever! Happy 50th birthday, beautiful!

Seeing you age is bittersweet. On one hand, I can’t believe how fast time has flown by. On the other hand, I’m so lucky to have been able to spend every day of it with you. Happy 50th birthday!

Sometimes I take you for granted, but I promise to always cherish your presence in my life. Happy 50th birthday!

I know we don’t always see eye to eye, but I love you anyway. You’re my best friend and my partner in crime. Happy 50th birthday!

You’re my past, present, and future. I love you more than anything in this world. Happy 50th birthday!

Sometimes I take your patience and kindness for granted, but I promise to always appreciate you. Happy 50th birthday!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Husband

For your 50th birthday, I want to wish you good health so that we can grow old together and annoy each other for many more years to come.

At 50, you’re finally old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it.

You’ve reached an age where life throws you a lot of curves… just remember, it’s how you handle the bends that counts.

You’re half a century old today, but you still act like a kid sometimes. Keep up the good work!

It’s not how old you are that matters, it’s how old you feel (unless you’re over 50, in which case it really is how old you are).

The only downside to being born 50 years ago is that you missed out on all the cool stuff that’s happening now.

Turning 50 is amazing… it’s like being 18 all over again, only with wrinkles and gray hair.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Sister

The only thing that’s changed since you turned 50 is that now you’re officially closer to 60 than you are to 40. But don’t worry, you’ve still got plenty of time to act your age.

Now that you’re 50, it’s time to start using those senior discounts you’ve been eyeing up for years.

They say that age is just a number. But apparently, 50 is a pretty big number.

I’m so glad you were born! Otherwise, I would have been the oldest sibling, and that would have been really tough to deal with.  

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Brother

My dear brother, even though you are now officially a senior citizen, to me you will always be my big brother who I look up to! Wishing you a happy 50th birthday!

Happy birthday! 50 is a great time to start new hobbies, try new things, and generally just enjoy life!

My dear brother, even though you are now officially considered a “golden ager”, to me you will always be my funny, crazy big brother! Wishing you a happy 50th birthday!

50 is a milestone birthday… but don’t worry, you’ve still got plenty of time left to accomplish all your goals!

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Aging isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. -Maurice Chevalier

So, you’re half a century old today! That’s great news because most people only make it to half of that! -Unknown

Don’t worry, being 50 isn’t so bad. I hear it gets worse when you hit 60! -Unknown

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. -Joan Collins

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. -Madeleine L’Engle

Welcome to the age of anxiety. The age of the nagging question ‘Is this all there is? -Phil Donahue

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -Bob Hope

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. -Corbin Bernsen

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Mark Twain

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. -Chili Davis

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. -Doug Larson

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. -Ogden Nash  

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best happy funny 50th birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send to your loved ones.

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