25+ Best Funny 90th Birthday Wishes, Messages, & Quotes (2023)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny 90th birthday wishes and messages that you can send to him/her.

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Funny 90th Birthday Wishes

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. Happy 90th birthday!

By the time you’re ninety, you’ve seen it all, done it all, and heard it all. Enjoy your last few years of hearing.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature forever. Happy 90th birthday!

A person who lives to be 90 has learned how not to die. Happy Birthday, Oldie!

Funny 90th Birthday Messages

Don’t worry, even though you’re 90 today, you still have a way to go before hitting the big 1-0-0.

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.

The secret to a long life is to pretend you’re planning on living forever. Happy 90th birthday!

Don’t worry, 90 is the new 80! Wishing you a happy and healthy 90th birthday!

On your 90th birthday, may your memories be as happy as your years are long.

Don’t count the years… make the years count! Happy 90th birthday!

Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer–and another one!

An old man is a chimney from which we have burned all our straw. Happy 90th birthday!

A man ninety years old was asked to give his advice to the young. He responded, ‘Marry a girl of eighteen. If she is pretty, half your worries are over. If she is not, all your worries are over.

Keep this in Mind! The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. Happy 90th birthday!

Don’t worry about growing old–it’s mandatory! Worry about growing up… that’s optional.

Crack is the feeling you get when you remember you’re not as young as you used to be. Happy 90th Birthday!

The older we get, the greater will be our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one’s clothes.

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, your troubles as light as its foam. Happy 90th birthday!

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

funny 90th birthday messages

Aging is like fine wine… it takes a long time. Happy 90th birthday!

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Happy 90th birthday! You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Happy 90th birthday!

Inside every older person is a younger person–wondering what the hell happened.

Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you. Happy 90th birthday!

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I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny 90th birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send to your loved ones.

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