25+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for elder sister that you can send to her.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister

Happy Birthday, sister! I hope you have a great birthday! Because if you don’t, it’s going to be a long year.

Happy Birthday, sister! I hope your candles burn out before the cake does.

Happy Birthday, sister! There must be a special place in hell for people who don’t laugh at your jokes. You should have been a comedian!

Happy Birthday, sister! I’m so glad you’re my sister. You make me feel so unwanted and unloved!

funny happy birthday wishes for elder sister

You know you’re getting old when… You can wear dentures, but they still fall out. Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday, sister! Unlike you, the night is still young, lets party.

Happy Birthday, sister! A whole new and delicious cake will be again wasted today for the birthday of an old girl.

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The world is like a stage for us to play on, so live your life as if it’s your last day on earth, and one day you will be right.

Happy Birthday, sister! Even if I was smoking cracks and smoke was all over me, I would still notice the sign of old age on your face.

You’re the reason people are afraid of clowns. Happy birthday, sister!

Happy Birthday, sister! Anyone that has not indicated in their wishes that you are old and wrinkled is a liar.

Happy Birthday, sis! A star was born today, just like you but I’m referring to a celebrity. 

Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister from Brother

To my dear sister, Happy Birthday! Remember age is just a number and just like your salary, it increases every year.

Happy Birthday, sister! You have been in the world for so many years and all you have gained is wrinkles and a big fatty belly.

Happy Birthday, sister! The best thing about celebrating your birthday is that it gives us an excuse to drink too much wine!

Happy Birthday, sis! Remember there’s no shame in thinking like a teenage girl even when you are over the hills.

Everyone grows old but few grow wiser! Don’t be dull my sister, no one needs a lot of wisdom either. Happy Birthday!

I’m so happy you’re my sister because now I have a new set of crazy relatives. Happy birthday, sister!

If you could see yourself through my eyes, you’d see how hilarious your life is. Happy Birthday, sister!

Happy Birthday, sister! You have just passed the teenage years and it’s time to stop expecting birthday gifts from people.

Today is a big day to identify all the liars in the family, the ones that will tell you, you’re still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday, sis!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister from Younger Sister

I’m very sure you are desperately missing your childhood but that is exactly what every old person does. Happy Birthday big sis!

Happy Birthday, sis! Are you on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world? You get fatter with each passing year!

Birthdays are full of lies, even as you grow grey hair and a wrinkled face, people still tell you how beautiful you have grown. Happy Birthday, sister!

Happy Birthday, sister! Out of all the siblings I have, God has blessed me with you, an elder sister who can see the humor of receiving an empty box as a gift.

Happy birthday, sister! I want to sincerely share my heartfelt advice. Please rheostat your weight.

Dear sister you are not at the age where the train of your thoughts takes off without you.

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I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for elder sister that you can send to her.

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