35+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom (Son & Daughter)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for mom that you can send to her.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value! Happy birthday, Mom!

I’m so glad you were born! Otherwise, I would have had to spend my life with a much less awesome mom. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, I want you to know that you’re the best mom in the world… even though you do embarrass me sometimes. Happy birthday!

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Thanks for being the coolest mom ever… even if you do still try to dress me like a little kid sometimes. Happy birthday!

Congratulations mom for reaching a new level in the game called life. Happy birthday!

I am afraid next year there will be no space on the cake for candles, so have to bring two. Happy birthday, mom!

I thought you didn’t like me. But every time I think about turning you in, one of your moles would shoot out three bullets. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the woman who gave me life, love, and the ability to roll my eyes at everything. Love you, Mom!

Happy birthday to someone who is now officially a senior citizen! You’re officially allowed to complain about everything and blame your mistakes on your age.

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Happy birthday to the one person who can make a duck face look dignified. Keep on selfie-ing, Mom!

Happy birthday to the queen of the kitchen and the throne of the laundry room! Here’s to another year of delicious meals and sparkling clean surfaces!

Happy birthday to the one person who can make even the simplest task seem like a battle of wills. Love you, Mom!

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Happy birthday mom! I hope your birthday is as good as the first sip of wine after a long day. Cheers to another year of wine-drinking and mom-ing!

Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my toughest opponent in every argument. I may not win every time, but I’ll never stop trying. Love you, Mom!

Happy birthday, Mom! You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up in the game of life. Have the greatest day of your life today.

HBD Mom! You deserve all the love, cake, and presents in the world, but since we can’t afford any of that, I’m sending you lots of virtual hugs and kisses instead.

Happy birthday, Mom! You may be getting older, but you’re still the same mom that used to sneak me candy when Dad wasn’t looking. Here’s to many more years of secret candy-eating!

Happy birthday to someone who is now officially a year older, but still hasn’t figured out how to use their phone’s camera properly. Happy Birthday mom!

Happy birthday to the queen of terrible selfies! May your next year be filled with even more awkwardly angled photos and unflattering filters.

Happy birthday to the queen of wine o’clock! Here’s to another year of pretending like we don’t know where all the wine keeps disappearing.

Happy birthday to the mom who always has a solution for every problem, except for my terrible sense of direction. Love you!

Happy birthday to the mom who never ceases to amaze me with her endless supply of embarrassing stories to share at family gatherings. Love you!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom from Daughter

I’m so glad you were born, Mom! Otherwise, I’d have to spend my birthday with Dad and that would be really awkward.

Happy birthday, Mom! Thanks for putting up with me all these years. I know I’m not the easiest person to deal with.

They say that age is just a number. Well, in your case, it’s a number that keeps going up and up! Happy birthday, Mom!

funny birthday wishes for mom from daughter

Mom, the time has come when you have to use my makeup to hide your wrinkles. Don’t worry and enjoy your day!

I hope you have a wonderful birthday, Mom. You deserve it after putting up with me all these years! Happy Birthday!

If you could be a flower, mum, I would want you to be a daisy. Because your name isn’t Daisy and there’s only one of you. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom from Son

Happy birthday, Mom! Thanks for being the best mom I could ask for… even if I did ask for a pony when I was five.

Wishing you a happy birthday, Mom! You deserve all the good things life has to offer… and then some!

Happy birthday to my one and only mom! There’s no one else I would want to be like when I grow up… except maybe Batman.

Many people feel lucky to have a cat or dog as a pet or guardian, but I am so blessed to have you as both. Happy birthday, mom!

Your birthdays are my favorite day of every year. It is just like Christmas and New Year’s Day combined. Happy Birthday, Mom!

Happy birthday, mom! You’re the 2nd most special person in the world to me (1st is my car) and I hope you have a day that’s just as wonderful as you are!

Mom, you’ve always been there for me, even when I didn’t deserve it. You’re the best mom in the world, and I hope you have a fantastic birthday!

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for mom that you can send to her. 

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