25+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife from Husband

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for wife that you can send to her.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife from Husband

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife! Loot sale – today I am offering 50% more love. Grab it before the offer ends.

You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Be thankful to God for giving you such an intelligent life partner who always remembers your birthday.

Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Wife

Happy birthday to the CEO of my house! You are a blessing to the whole family.

Don’t let your special day become an excuse for dinner, laundry, and cleaning. Happy birthday, darling!

You are so lucky to have a husband like me who never forgets to wish you a happy birthday right on time…but just happy birthday.


A very happy birthday to not just my wife but the boss of my house. May God gives me the strength to always keep you happy.

This is the last time you are going to blow the candles on one cake…next time you have to blow on 2 cakes. Happy birthday, oldie!

So with each new year, new wrinkles keep appearing on your face but my love for you is also new with each passing year. Happy birthday!

Praise my intelligence as I am wishing you a happy birthday without getting any reminders from Facebook.

Some people have an intelligent wife, some have a stylish wife…but I have a beautiful wife. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.

Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.

The sparkle in your eyes is what makes me love you…and I am seeing it increasing with your age. Keep it up! Happy birthday, darling!

Today you will get a full service from me…so sit back, relax, and watch me messing with the things that you have to clean later on. Have the happiest of birthdays!

There is a saying that “Love is Everything”! So, no gifts today just the love. Happy birthday!

Don’t blame the shop owner for charging more for candles than the cake…blame your age darling.

Lots and lots of dye for the grey hair. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Don’t think of laundry, cooking, and cleaning today, it’s your birthday…think of it tomorrow.

Happy birthday dear wife! I thought of baking a cake today but then realized buying would be a much better option.

If I would ever want to be trapped on an island for a week with someone, I’d love to pick you up. Happy birthday my love!

Happy birthday to my beautiful chubby wife…don’t eat too much cake this is for others not for you.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for wife that you can send to her.

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