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Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife from Husband
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife! Loot sale – today I am offering 50% more love. Grab it before the offer ends.
You know, if I were a pilot, you would be my co-pilot. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Be thankful to God for giving you such an intelligent life partner who always remembers your birthday.
Your special day makes me feel sad as I have to buy a gift. Happy birthday my dear wife.
Happy birthday to the CEO of my house! You are a blessing to the whole family.
Don’t let your special day become an excuse for dinner, laundry, and cleaning. Happy birthday, darling!
You are so lucky to have a husband like me who never forgets to wish you a happy birthday right on time…but just happy birthday.
A very happy birthday to not just my wife but the boss of my house. May God gives me the strength to always keep you happy.
This is the last time you are going to blow out the candles on one cake…next time you have to blow on 2 cakes. Happy birthday, oldie!
So with each new year, new wrinkles keep appearing on your face but my love for you is also new with each passing year. Happy birthday!
Praise my intelligence as I am wishing you a happy birthday without getting any reminders from Facebook.
Some people have an intelligent wife, some have a stylish wife…but I have a beautiful wife. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Don’t change the mirror buy an anti-wrinkle cream. Happy birthday to my lovely wife.
Happy birthday old lady! I don’t know where to place the candles on the cake there is no space left.
The sparkle in your eyes is what makes me love you…and I am seeing it increasing with your age. Keep it up! Happy birthday, darling!
Today you will get full service from me…so sit back, relax, and watch me messing with the things that you have to clean later on. Have the happiest of birthdays!
There is a saying that “Love is Everything”! So, no gifts today just the love. Happy birthday!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife from Husband
Don’t blame the shop owner for charging more for candles than the cake…blame your age darling.
Don’t think of laundry, cooking, and cleaning today, it’s your birthday…think of it tomorrow.
Happy birthday dear wife! I thought of baking a cake today but then realized buying would be a much better option.
If I would ever want to be trapped on an island for a week with someone, I’d love to pick you up. Happy birthday my love!
Happy birthday to my beautiful chubby wife…don’t eat too much cake this is for others not for you.
Happy birthday to my favorite person! You may not always be right (especially when it comes to directions), but you’re always the best part of my day.
Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to turn any disagreement into a full-blown argument. Love you, even when you’re being difficult.
Happy birthday to the woman who puts up with me every day! You deserve a medal and a spa day for all your hard work. Here’s to another year of tolerating me!
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Happy birthday to my beautiful, witty, and intelligent wife. You may be getting older and wrinkled, but you’re still hot!
Happy birthday to the woman who puts up with all my jokes, bad dance moves, and terrible gift-giving skills. Love you to the moon and back.
Happy birthday to my amazing wife! Here’s to another year of being the glue that holds our family together and the boss of our household.
Happy birthday to my wife, the only person I can blame for my grey hair and extra wrinkles. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Happy birthday to the woman who can make even burnt toast taste like a five-star meal! Your cooking skills are truly a work of art.
Happy birthday to the woman who makes my life complete. Without you, I’d be lost and probably wearing mismatched socks every day.
Here’s to another year of disagreement, compromise, and making up (usually over a glass of wine). Happy birthday, my love.
I may drive you crazy sometimes, but at least you know you’ll never be bored. Happy birthday to the most amazing (and frustrating) woman I know.
Happy birthday to the person who can always argue their way out of any situation, except when it comes to picking a restaurant. Love you!
Happy birthday to the woman who can walk in heels like it’s no big deal! Here’s to many more years of strutting your stuff and turning heads.
Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake. And if you don’t get any of those things, at least you have another year of life under your belt.
Congratulations on surviving another year on this crazy planet. Here’s to hoping this next year is filled with fewer embarrassing moments and more cake!
Happy birthday to the queen of our household. May your reign continue for many more years to come.
Happy birthday to the woman who puts up with my terrible jokes and still manages to laugh at them. I promise to try harder this year.
I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for wife that you can send to her.