15+ Best Funny Christian Birthday Wishes, Messages, Quotes

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best happy funny Christian birthday wishes, messages, and quotes for your loved ones.

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Funny Christian Birthday Wishes

Hey bro, don’t be sad over the number of candles on your cake. At least you are younger than you will be next year. Happy Birthday full of God’s blessings.

Happy Birthday! God, please bless these gifts, for their gifts for a person who’s got everything! And remember not to get too drunk, you’ll need your wits sharp for heaven.

It’s your birthday and I wish you a day full of God’s blessings. But at least get South Australian Shiraz (The best wine), since you are no fun, please let the wine be.

Happy Birthday and blessings from God on this special day. You are the second most important guy after the person that invented chocolate.

funny Christian birthday messages

Did you know that Jesus isn’t actually related to Santa? If you didn’t, I wish you a very happy birthday! It’s your day for God to shower you with blessings of happiness, and fulfillment.

Happy Birthday brethren and God Bless you! The day is here to celebrate your latest trip around the sun, stop counting the candles on your birthday cake because you will probably get tired.

Hi bro, you’ve been around the sun for many years and your only achievement is a big fat belly, that’s a big achievement by the way. Happy Birthday to a brother in Christ. 


Just like your salary, your age is just a number and they keep increasing every time. So why feel sad for one and happy for the other? Happy Birthday and God bless you!

My sister in Christ has come a long way, from celebrating the first birthday naked to celebrating it now fully covered. Happy birthday and God Bless you.

Please get us the best cake in the world for your birthday. You are not fun, so please let the cake be. Happy Birthday and have all the blessings.

The motto is if you are good at something, don’t do it for Free. And if you are good at nothing, shut up and eat the cake. Happy Birthday my brother in Christ.

Happy birthday, dear! Not all my friends are Christians but the best ones. May Lord bless you on your special day.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny Christian birthday wishes, messages, and quotes that you can send to your loved ones.

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