31+ Best Happy Funny New Year Wishes for Friends (2024)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny new year wishes for friends and best friends that you can send to him/her.

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Funny New Year Wishes for Friends

Dear new year, please make sure you don’t introduce lying friends like this one in my life. But if my lying friends cannot lie about the taste of beer, bring them along.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself that I have a friend that can change the world.

If you haven’t laid down any new year resolution, this is not the best time for that, Take a bottle of your favorite beer. Happy new year!

funny new year wishes for friends

Happy New Year! May your resolutions for the new year be more realistic than last year’s!

Wishing you a happy and prosperous new year… with enough drama to keep things interesting!

Here’s to hoping that the new year brings you lots of good luck and a little bit of insanity! Happy New Year, Friend!

May your New Year celebrations be as awesome as ever, even if you can’t remember them in the morning! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! May you get everything that life has to offer and then some. Just don’t expect it all in one night!

I hope this new year brings you lots of love, joy, and happiness… and none of the hangovers! Have a great one!

May the New Year bring you as much joy and happiness as a puppy brings to its owner!

May your New Year be brighter than a firecracker and louder than thunder! Happy Celebrations!

May the New Year bring you more excitement and joy than a roller coaster ride! Happy New Year, Friend!

Happy New Year! I hope this New Year brings you more success than a computer virus that has viruses!

May your resolutions for the new year be as easy to keep as my New Year’s resolution to not eat cake for breakfast!

Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true…unless you wish for something mean!

Wishing you a hangover-free New Year with all the fun and good times! Happy Celebrations!

May the coming year bring more creativity to your life and help you become the best version of yourself.

May your days be as glittery as a diamond, may your companions be as good and faithful as gold, may your heart stay as green as emerald, and may your soul remain as pure as a pearl.

I hope your year is full of mischievous and silly adventures! Have an awesome new year!

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends Male

You know that tingly feeling when you have to share your popcorn with someone as annoying and stubborn as you? Happy New Year!

I won’t be sorry for all the annoying behavior that I showed to you last year, because I want to repeat the same this year. Happy New Year!

A New Year doesn’t guarantee to change your life, but it guarantees to rewire the same resolutions you had before. Happy New Year!

funny new year messages for friends

I would quit all my bad habits this coming year, but then I realized I have the same stubborn but loving friend. Happy New Year!

I would have said you’re the only thing I love in the world, but I remembered my whisky and everything in my head changed.

May this New Year bring you change-not just for your old habits but for everything in your life. Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends Female

I’m so happy to have such an annoying friend in my Life. But I thank God because she’s amazingly beautiful when she’s angry. Happy New Year!

I feel for you when you get angry and Jealous of me because I’m the hottest boy in town. Happy New Year!

I get too jealous because you are very hot. The last thing I want in this life is to see you walk away from me. Happy New Year!

Did you know men and women fart differently? Science shows that men fart easier than women. I feel for you. Happy New Year!

I love you with all my Belly, not my heart. This is because I know your love is bigger and my Belly is bigger. Happy New Year!

Ninety Percent of men cheat in America, nine percent of the remaining men cheat in Europe and the last one percent is me, who will never cheat on you. Happy New Year!

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny new year wishes for friends that you can send to him/her.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

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