25+ Best Funny New Year Wishes for Girlfriend (2023)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny new year wishes for girlfriend that you can send.

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Funny New Year Wishes for Girlfriend

My love for this girl is like a fart that cannot be contained. It bursts out loud in all the fragrance and glory. Happy New Year my lovely queen.

I know you work out every day to look as hot as me. Happy New Year Sweetheart!

If you miss me and wish to get a hug from me, just close your eyes and fantasize about my fragrance. But if you need a hot kiss, let me know and I’ll be right there.

I’m so happy to have such an annoying girlfriend in my Life. But I thank God because she’s amazingly beautiful when she’s angry. Happy New Year!

funny new year wishes for girlfriend

My calmest moment with you is when we kiss because you cannot talk. Happy New Year my lovely girl!

I feel for you when you get angry and Jealous of me because I’m the hottest boy in town. Happy New Year!

I get too jealous because you are very hot. The last thing I want in this life is to see you walk away from me. Happy New Year!


Did you know men and women fart differently? Science shows that men fart easier than women. I feel for you. Happy New Year!

You know that tingly feeling when you have to share your popcorn with someone as annoying and stubborn as you? Happy New Year!

I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good as much as my love and yours are concerned. I’ll never let anyone come close to you with bad intentions. Happy New Year!

I love you with all my Belly, not my heart. This is because I know your love is bigger and my Belly is bigger. Happy New Year!

Ninety Percent of men cheat in America, nine percent of the remaining men cheat in Europe and the last one percent is me, who will never cheat on you. Happy New Year!

Love is bringing your annoying girlfriend hot popcorn when she’s on her highest range. She cannot pronounce the statement ‘’I’m done with you’’. Happy New Year!

I won’t be sorry for all the annoying behavior that I showed to you last year, because I want to repeat the same this year. Happy New Year!

A New Year doesn’t guarantee to change your life, but it guarantees to rewire the same resolutions you had before. Happy New Year!

I would quit all my bad habits this coming year, but then I realized I have the same stubborn but loving girl. Happy New Year!

funny new year messages for girlfriend

I would have said you’re the only thing I love in the world, but I remembered my whisky and everything in my head changed.

May this New Year bring you change-not just for your old habits but for everything in your life. Happy New Year!

I’m so excited to enjoy another New Year with my beautiful girl. But this cannot be done without some whisky in my bedroom.  

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I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny new year wishes for girlfriend that you can send to her.

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