25+ Best Funny Valentine Quotes for Singles to Tease (2024)

Looking for funny valentine quotes for singles? Be happy, as your search has finally come to an end.

In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny valentine quotes for singles that you can send.

Read: Valentine Messages for Boyfriend

Funny Valentine Quotes for Singles

Single people are just happy people who haven’t found the right person for them yet. Happy valentine’s champ!

You’re not single, you’re just romantically challenged. Happy Valentine’s pal!

Happy valentine my single boy, being single is better than being with the wrong person. Hope this motivates you this valentine’s day.

We’re singles, let’s be friends and have a few laughs. Happy valentines!

Happy Valentines! You either have a valentine or you’re looking for one – singles club.

Funny Happy Valentine Quotes for Singles

Honeymoon: when two people who were single get married; everyone else gets divorced. Happy valentine’s boy!

Single means you’re unique, different from everyone else because you don’t like what they like…that makes you special! No one likes you. Happy Valentines!

SINGLES STATUS: “You’re not broken, just bent. The pieces will fall into place at the right time” Happy Valentine’s Day to all those who are still waiting for that right person.

You’re not single; you’re just in your head too much. Happy valentine’s champs!

Hey, dad, I think I want to get married one day but I don’t know how long it should take please advise-happy Valentine’s by the way Dad!

The person you love doesn’t have to be the person who loves you back- happy valentine’s day singles.

As a single, you have all that time to enjoy being single -happy Valentine’s Day.

Happy Valentine’s Day! This a little reminder that being alone is better than choosing the wrong person.

Happiness isn’t about finding someone special but enjoying yourself whether you are single or attached…happy valentine’s champs!

When I was single I got over relationships, now I am part of one with God-happy valentines singles. Have fun this Valent!

Your boyfriend is having a party for Valentine, you should go with him. “No, I’m good! I’m single”

Hey, mom do you know that my sisters are all married but not me? And they feel bad-Happy Valentine’s Day.

Gee everyone is in a relationship except me! Yay, I’m single, happy Valentine’s Day boys.

Happy Valentine’s my lovebirds, why settle for less when God has so much in store for you – singles club!

Left alone to be by yourself can sometimes feel lonely but if you enjoy being by yourself then you’re not really alone- happy valentine’s singles.

Valentines today don’t have to bring sorrow or feelings of loneliness into that heart. Happy Valentine’s singles!

Single doesn’t mean you are weak or incomplete, it means you are strong enough to wait for what is meant for you- happy valentines day!

Valentine’s is just a day and being single doesn’t mean you’re alone. You have friends and family that love you too-happy valentine’s day!

funny valentine messages for singles

Love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.” – Happy Valentine’s Day!

Saying I love you is easy. Showing someone that you do is the hard part. Happy Valentine’s Day my lovely friend!

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Happy Valentine’s singles! 

When you’re single, you have to be strong and independent, but when you find someone special, you have to become weak and dependent. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Read: Valentine’s Day Wishes for Fiance

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny valentine quotes for singles that you can send to tease.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

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