25+ Best Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Wife

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny wedding anniversary quotes for wife that you can send to her.

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Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Wife

No marriage has a guarantee; if you need a guarantee, go for batteries. Happy anniversary to my beautiful soul mate.

On this special occasion, I want you to take our anniversary as vitamins because we supplement each other’s daily requirements. Happy anniversary to my beauty!

Every woman should have an archaeologist, the older her husband gets, the more interest he has in her. Happy wedding anniversary!

A good husband is the one to share your secrets with because they don’t listen anyway. Happy anniversary to my lovely wife!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife

90% of being married is shouting from the other rooms. Happy anniversary to my amazing wife!

Our wedding anniversary is just a celebration of love, tenacity, tolerance, and partnership. The order varies with time.

For every marriage to be a success, the woman should have her own bathroom. Happy anniversary sweetheart!

If two people love each other, everything is possible except deciding where and what to eat. Happy anniversary!

When a murder happens in a house, the police investigate the spouse first. This tells all about marriage. Happy Anniversary to my beautiful wife!

I am thankful that today is another anniversary. Thanks for getting closer to ‘’death do us part’’. Happy anniversary, dear wife!

Happy anniversary on the worst thing that happened to your freedom, Love you.

Let’s now celebrate the day you gave up finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!

It doesn’t matter where you go, all that matters is the one you’re going with and that defines my journey. Happy anniversary to my beloved wife.

Being married is saying I love you and spending the rest of your life trying to show it. Happy anniversary to my lovely wife!

I am just wondering what happens, every time I figure myself happy, it’s always with you. Happiest of all your days’ sweetheart!

I just want you to know that you are the last dream of love I ever had. Have a lovely anniversary day my wife.

Every love story is beautiful but this one is my favorite because you are the main actor. Love you, my wife!

One year is down after our marriage and we have countless years to celebrate. Have the happiest first-anniversary sweetie!

The luckiest person in the world is not me, because I didn’t get gold, but a woman with a golden heart. Love you, my wife, and wish you a happy anniversary.

When we get to the end of our lives, the things we own will not matter but the love and the affection we shared. Happiest day to my cutie with best wishes.

I find myself very confused because I love you, but I cannot explain how or from where. Have the happiest anniversary sweetheart!

funny wedding anniversary wishes for wife

Nothing is guaranteed in life, except the quarrel between husband and wife. Happy anniversary to my most beautiful wife.

Nothing can change the point of view of anyone about marriage, except the experience itself. Happy anniversary!

I love my wife more than anything in the world. Well, except maybe my car. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is a partnership where each needs the other, not a dictatorship where one needs and controls the other.

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I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny wedding anniversary quotes for wife that you can send to her.

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