31+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Coworker / Colleague (2024)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for coworker that you can send and wish a happy birthday.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Coworker

When I heard that today is your birthday, I couldn’t contain my excitement. So there I was running through the office shouting “Happy Birthday” at the top of my lungs, while everyone stared at me awkwardly.

Your birthday is an excellent excuse for us all to have a party. So let’s go all out and have some fun, shall we?

I hope that your birthday is as yummy as you are! You know what they say: “You are as young as you feel” – so go ahead and enjoy this day because I know that you look great today.

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Finally, you are a closer to your retirement. Wish you a happy birthday!

It was quite a surprise when I found out that today was your birthday. Don’t worry, it wasn’t a shock for me or anything. Happy birthday!

Wow! You did not tell me that you were going to look more gorgeous than ever on your birthday. If I had known, I would have bought you something better than this card. Happy birthday!

I know that you’re a wonderful person with a kind heart and a gentle soul but today is your birthday so I’m going to sing some Coldplay in your honor.

I think they should rename your birthday as national donut day because everyone eats cake for you. Happy Birthday!

Nice work! Your full-time job is to be the oldest person in the office, and all you had to do was wake up this morning. Happy Birthday!

Since it’s your birthday, I confess: I was the one who took the last cookie from the cookie jar. Happy Birthday!

You’re as old as you feel, and if you don’t feel like your 12 anymore, well then voila: You’re legally old! Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday to my second-oldest team member. I hope you’ve kept your youth in a jar because I need to borrow it!

You’re getting old. That’s the only explanation for your monstrously small bladder capacity. Wish You a Happy Birthday!

You age like wine—and then someone opens it and pours it down the drain. Just kidding don’t be mad! Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday to the most experienced employee at my company. Sorry, you’re old, but it’s all in your resume.

If you could just turn your head to the left, you would find a birthday gift hanging from that hook. I know that you are into bondage but it’s not what you think. Happy birthday!

You’re older than you’ve ever been. How do you feel? And if you say that you feel like a million bucks, then I’m sorry to inform you that they’re out of stock.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Colleague

It has been proven that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. And I think you are one of those who have proven it. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Colleague! May all your dreams and wishes come true except the ones that are illegal.

You are like a gold to me because I know your age (Old is Gold). Happy Birthday, Dear!

Today, I wish my crazy and weird but amazing coworker a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the one who knows how to make everyone laugh. Talking about your innovative dance moves!

If I were to tell one reason why am I at this job, I’d say money (no it’s not you, haha). Happy Birthday!

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for coworker that you can send to him/her.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

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