21+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Mom & Dad

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for daughter that you can send her way.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter

My birthday prayer for you today is that the good Lord will cure you of your cell phone addiction, teach you how to cook well and fix your car before you go out on the road.

I would have bought you a gift but I have been a little busy lately. I have never seen you so excited about a birthday cake, maybe because it has an electric guitar inside.

Happy birthday baby girl! Hope you are having fun at school; I really miss following your day-to-day progress on Facebook.

Happy belated birthday sweetheart! I did not forget about the fact that today is your special day. I just wanted to wait until everyone in town stops wishing.

funny happy birthday wishes for daughter

Happy birthday to my sassy daughter! Thanks for challenging me, I really enjoy it.

It’s your birthday, let’s just be clear that this is a tremendous opportunity to embarrass you in front of every guy, woman, and child on the planet.

Happy Birthday, daughter! You are not a little girl at all. You’re an adult now so it makes sense that your birthday should be treated as such.


Does “Happy Birthday” work for you? It’s the one thing I can always spell correctly! Happy Birthday sweet daughter.

Let’s see if you can hold your liquor. If so, I’m going to have to buy a round for everyone in this bar! Happy birthday, daughter!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Mom

Happy birthday, dear! I am sending this hug in a card because I could not pass by your house in person without getting in trouble with you. 

Being your mom is the worst thing that has ever happened to me but I still love you so much, and I hope you have a fantastic birthday.

Even though you are getting older every year but you will always remain my little girl in the diapers. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

You’re not just my daughter, you’re half of me. Happy birthday to the other half!

You have taught me so much in these few years and continue to do so each day. I cannot wait until we get into that time machine together when all our future selves meet up for a family vacation in space.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Dad

Happy birthday, I was thinking of getting you something very nice but your mom said you would probably prefer this.

Hope you have a very special birthday today sweetheart. I love that your favorite color is blue and that you like reading books about dancing bears. Your mom says happy birthday too.

Happy birthday little one! Your mom wanted to send this herself but since she left me for someone else without warning, you will just have to settle for my greeting instead.

Happy birthday, daughter! I hope you like this video of me showing off the new ride your grandma got for you, it just might be the coolest thing ever.

Happy Birthday, daughter! I hope your mom is still sane and pretends to love you even though she’s secretly mad about how much money you’re going to spend at this birthday party.

Happy Birthday, daughter!  I hope your mom is still sober and doesn’t embarrassingly kiss you on the cheek after you blow out the birthday candles.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for daughter that you can send to her.

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