31+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Mom & Dad (2024)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for daughter that you can send her way.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter

My birthday prayer for you today is that the good Lord will cure you of your cell phone addiction, teach you how to cook well, and fix your car before you go out on the road.

I would have bought you a gift but I have been a little busy lately. I have never seen you so excited about a birthday cake, maybe because it has an electric guitar inside.

Happy birthday baby girl! Hope you are having fun at school; I really miss following your day-to-day progress on Facebook.

Happy belated birthday sweetheart! I did not forget about the fact that today is your special day. I just wanted to wait until everyone in town stops wishing.

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It’s your birthday, let’s just be clear that this is a tremendous opportunity to embarrass you in front of every guy, woman, and child on the planet.

Happy Birthday, daughter! You are not a little girl at all. You’re an adult now so it makes sense that your birthday should be treated as such.

Does “Happy Birthday” work for you? It’s the one thing I can always spell correctly! Happy Birthday sweet daughter!

Let’s see if you can hold your liquor. If so, I’m going to have to buy a round for everyone in this bar! Happy birthday, daughter!

Happy birthday to the person who always manages to get the best of us (and the last slice of pizza). Have a fantastic day, darling daughter!

Happy birthday to a daughter who is now officially old enough to start giving me advice. Just kidding, I’ll never take advice from someone who still thinks it’s a good idea to eat birthday cake for breakfast.

Happy birthday to my favorite child (just kidding, I can’t pick favorites). But seriously, you’re the best daughter a parent could ask for.

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Happy birthday to my daughter, who has inherited my bad sense of direction, my love of puns, and my inability to say no to a good slice of pizza.

Happy birthday to my amazing daughter! You may not be perfect, but you’re pretty close. (Don’t tell your brothers I said that.)

Happy Birthday my girl! And since you’re all grown up now, I’m going to have to start nagging you about your grades and your love life. Just kidding (sort of).

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Happy Birthday, daughter! They say, as you get older, you look more like your mother. Lucky for me, they made a mistake.

Happy birthday to my daughter, the only person who can turn my gray hair into a legitimate fashion statement.

Happy birthday to my daughter, who is now officially old enough to start taking care of me. Just kidding, I’ll always be the boss.

Happy birthday to my daughter, who is the best thing that ever happened to me besides finding a parking spot right in front of the store. But she’s definitely up there!

Happy birthday to my precious daughter! You are the light of my life and the reason I get up in the morning (well, that and the coffee).

Happy birthday, daughter! Just remember, every wrinkle and gray hair is a sign of another adventure that survived.

Happy birthday to my daughter! Let’s make this year the year you finally learn how to use your phone’s front-facing camera.

Happy birthday my girl! May this year be even better than the last, unless your last year included winning the lottery or traveling to space!

May your birthday be filled with as much laughter and embarrassing moments as you bring to our family every day!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Mom

Happy birthday, dear! I am sending this hug in a card because I could not pass by your house in person without getting in trouble with you. 

Being your mom is the worst thing that has ever happened to me but I still love you so much, and I hope you have a fantastic birthday.

Even though you are getting older every year but you will always remain my little girl in diapers. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

You have taught me so much in these few years and continue to do so each day. I cannot wait until we get into that time machine together when all our future selves meet up for a family vacation in space.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Dad

Happy birthday, I was thinking of getting you something very nice but your mom said you would probably prefer this.

Hope you have a very special birthday today sweetheart. I love that your favorite color is blue and that you like reading books about dancing bears. Your mom says happy birthday too.

Happy birthday little one! Your mom wanted to send this herself but since she left me for someone else without warning, you will just have to settle for my greeting instead.

Happy birthday, daughter! I hope you like this video of me showing off the new ride your grandma got for you, it just might be the coolest thing ever.

Happy Birthday, daughter! I hope your mom is still sane and pretends to love you even though she’s secretly mad about how much money you’re going to spend at this birthday party.

Happy Birthday, daughter! I hope your mom is still sober and doesn’t embarrassingly kiss you on the cheek after you blow out the birthday candles.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for daughter that you can send to her.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

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