21+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Employee / Coworker

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for employee that you can send and wish a happy birthday.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Employee

When I heard that today is your birthday, I couldn’t contain my excitement. So there I was running through the office shouting “Happy Birthday” at the top of my lungs, while everyone stared at me awkwardly.

Your birthday is an excellent excuse for us all to have a party. So let’s go all out and have some fun, shall we?

Happy Birthday to my able employee! First, you turn 20, then you turn 30—why not just do it all at once and be done with it?

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Employee

I hope that your birthday is as yummy as you are! You know what they say: “you are as young as you feel” – so go ahead and enjoy this day because I know that you look great today.

It was quite a surprise when I found out that today was your birthday. Don’t worry, it wasn’t a shock for me or anything. Happy birthday!

Wow! You did not tell me that you were going to look more gorgeous than ever on your birthday. If I had known, I would have bought you something better than this card. Happy birthday!

I know that you’re a wonderful person with a kind heart and a gentle soul but today is your birthday so I’m going to sing some Coldplay in your honor.

I think they should rename your birthday as national donut day because everyone eats cake for you.

Nice work! Your full-time job is to be the oldest person in the office, and all you had to do was wake up this morning. Happy Birthday anyway!

Since it’s your birthday, I confess: I was the one who took the last cookie from the cookie jar. Happy Birthday!

You’re as old as you feel, and if you don’t feel like your 12 anymore, well then voila: You’re legally old! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to my second oldest team member. I hope you’ve kept your youth in a jar because I need to borrow it!

You’re getting old. That’s the only explanation for your monstrously small bladder capacity. Have a Happy Birthday anyway!

You age like wine—and then someone opens it and pours it down the drain. Just kidding doesn’t be mad! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to the most experienced employee at my company. Sorry, you’re old, but it’s all in your resume.

If you could just turn your head to the left, you would find a birthday gift hanging from that hook. I know that you are into bondage but it’s not what you think. Happy birthday!

You’re older than you’ve ever been. How do you feel? And if you say that you feel like a million bucks, then I’m sorry to inform you that they’re out of stock.

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for employee that you can send to him/her.

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