35+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Son from Mom and Dad (2024)

Looking for funny birthday wishes for son? I am happy that you are landed on this article.

In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny birthday wishes for son that you can send to him.

Read: Religious Birthday Wishes for Son

Funny Birthday Wishes for Son

My son, you are definitely best for another world. That’s why we think you are the bee’s knees. Have a great birthday!

Now that you are older, I’m sure you’ll think back to the days when I dressed you in pink, your favorite color. Happy birthday!

Though you are too old for a room in our house, you will always have a special place in our hearts. Happy birthday, my little prince!

I do not want a perfect son; I need an imperfect, wonderful, independent son, that will always be willing to change and that is you. Happy birthday, son!

It’s true that you’re old enough to shower, brush your teeth, and dress. But when all the other kids are off playing, do you know what one thing is still in my job description? The bedtime story!

Nothing can stop us from loving you but your growing age is making us worry that soon we have to kick you out.

I know a lot has changed over the years. The most important thing that hasn’t gone anywhere is our love for you. That’s why we let you sleep in – because we can never have enough hugs and kisses from you!

Son, it must be nice to be young and independent. But we will miss the times we could all cuddle up in bed together and enjoy a book or two. Happy birthday!

No matter how old you get, I hope that it will always be enough just to spend their lives with us – no presents necessary. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, son! You’re officially old which means it’s going to be a whole lot harder for us to embarrass you in front of your friends.

Son, friends come and go but parents are always there to grab and whip your butt. Happy birthday!

Today is a special day, my son! I’d be delighted if you could finally put your manhood to the test and take on all the chores around here.

Happy Birthday, son! Please do not go out tonight and get into any fights, do drugs, or try to steal a car! Be safe! And remember: I love you!

Happy Birthday Son Funny

Happy birthday to my favorite little human! It’s hard to believe you’re a year older already. Time flies when you’re having fun (or causing chaos!)

Happy birthday, son! Another year older, another year wiser. Or at least that’s what I’m hoping for.

Happy birthday, son! May your day be filled with cake, candles, and the realization that you’re one year closer to needing adult diapers.

happy birthday son funny

Happy birthday, son! May your day be filled with all the things you love… except for those things that are illegal, unethical, or just plain gross.

I’m not sure how you’ve managed to grow up so fast, but I’m glad you haven’t outgrown your love for cake.

Happy birthday to someone who is getting older, but not necessarily wiser. Don’t worry, we’ll still love you even if you don’t have all the answers.

Happy birthday to someone who is getting older, but still has the same terrible taste in music. But we still like the awkward tones and beats of your playlist.

On your birthday, I hope you’re surrounded by all your favorite people… or at least all your favorite snacks.

I can’t believe it’s been 19 years since I became a parent. And yet, somehow, you’ve managed to survive despite my terrible parenting skills.

Happy birthday! May all your Facebook friends remember to wish you a happy birthday at midnight, even if they forget to actually talk to you the rest of the year!

Happy birthday! May all your birthday wishes come true… except for that one about becoming immortal? That’s just a little too ambitious.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Son from Mom

Happy Birthday, son! Here’s to another year of you doing what you do best – being yourself.

Sometimes you forget to fold your clothes and do the dishes but I love you more than you imagine. Happy birthday, son!

I know it may be hard to believe, but one day you’ll look back on this photo and realize that mom was actually pretty cool! Have fun today, just don’t get into too much trouble okay?

funny birthday wishes for son from mom

Today is your day – even though you are the one that does everything in our house, except the cooking. Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world!

I know you’ve always wanted to be a movie star but today is your day to shine in the limelight. So what are you waiting for? Hit the red carpet!

I am out of words for the wonderful young man you have grown into. I still recall changing your diapers and feeding you. Have a great day and enjoy this birthday to its fullest.

Happy birthday, son! My nose can still smell your stinky diapers even if you are old enough for diapers.

Happy birthday, son! You might have a yellow cake and candle waiting for me when I get home, but whatever: Mommy’s been busy!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Son from Dad

I don’t care how old you are, or if you’re already taller than me. You’ll always be my little boy!

Happy birthday to my son! It’s time to start working on your pension plan. You’re now a year older, which means you have to start saving money. Good luck son!

Being a father is challenging as well as rewarding. I want you to know how much I appreciate you on this special day son.

I can’t believe another birthday has come. You are growing really fast but still a couple of inches shorter than me. Don’t worry, you’ll make it soon.

To my son, if only I could force you all the happiness in the world, I would have done it already. Happy birthday, son!

Happy birthday, son! I can’t wait to spin your butt from the sofa to dance with you at your birthday party!

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny birthday wishes for son that you can send on his special day.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

Leave a Comment