25+ Funny Eid Mubarak Wishes, Messages, Greetings & Quotes (2024)

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In this article, I have written for you some of the best funny eid Mubarak wishes, messages, and quotes for your loved ones.

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Funny Eid Mubarak Wishes Messages

Eid Mubarak! May your Eid be sweeter than all the kheer and sheer khurma combined.

I heard that on Eid, calories don’t count. So, let’s eat all the delicious food without any guilt. Eid Mubarak!

Let’s celebrate Eid by putting on our fancy clothes and taking a hundred selfies. Eid Mubarak!

May Allah bless you with a lot of Eidi this year, so that you can buy me a gift too. Eid Mubarak!

funny eid mubarak wishes

This Eid, let’s be thankful for all the blessings in our lives, especially the delicious food on the table. Eid Mubarak!

May Allah bless you with endless happiness, love, and laughter this Eid. Also, don’t forget to share your biryani with me. Eid Mubarak!

I hope your friends brought you plenty of presents this Eid, but the writer didn’t leave any presents in your backyard. Eid Mubarak!

As we celebrate Eid, I’ll ask Allah to Bless you with what you don’t have. You will definitely get wisdom and common sense. Eid Mubarak!

Now that you are not a teacher, I expect you are a Joker. Happy Eid to the funniest friend I have around.

As we celebrate Eid, I pray that the day will bring the best surprise to your life, Logic, and brains. Eid Mubarak!

May this Eid be full of lots of laughs that cause your cheeks pain. Wishing you and your loved ones Eid Mubarak!

On this Eid Occasion, enjoy like a child and thank Allah for all the blessings. Eid Mubarak to you and your loved ones.

I hope that this day will be filled with big smiles and a lot of celebrations but remember to not escalate your card bills. Happy Eid!

I know you are already wondering where your gift is, do you see that Black car your neighbor drives? I bought you a pen of the same color. Happy Eid!

The one who teaches the content of the Holy Quran is called a teacher, but the one that tells jokes is a joker. Happy Eid Joker!

As we head to celebrate this amazing celebration, my Allah brings a surprise of what you need the most, brain and logic. Eid Mubarak!

When I look at this friend of mine and spend some little time with him, I feel like Allah has played some joke on me. Eid Mubarak!

May this special celebration bring you lots of jokes till you break your jawbone. Wishing you and your family Eid Mubarak!

I wish that this celebration will become more Mubarak for you and the rest of the family. Spare some time to celebrate with these funny creatures. Happy Eid!

I heard someone say that the best Eid gifts come from the heart, but gift cards and money do wonders. It’s the best celebration for us indeed until we have to clean every mess caused and the credit card bills come.

Eid Mubarak to the best friend around, may Allah fill you with winning lottery tickets.

I have over time prayed to Allah to bless you with some brains but He keeps postponing it until you grow up. Eid Mubarak!

Eid Mubarak! May your biryani be spicy, your kebabs be juicy, and your desserts be sweet enough to make your dentist angry.

This Eid, let’s all wear our new clothes and pretend to be models for a day. Eid Mubarak!

Let’s make this Eid memorable by eating so much food that we have to roll ourselves back home. Eid Mubarak!

Eid Mubarak! May Allah bless you with all the happiness and blessings you can handle, and then some more. Just don’t forget to share your Eidi with me!

I hope after reading this article you have found some of the best funny eid mubarak wishes, messages, and quotes for your loved ones.


  • Mohmand

    Mohmand holds a Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Honours Degree from Aston University (UK) and he holds a Masters Degree from The University of Leicester. Mohmand lives in the United Kingdom and loves to write about topics of his interest.

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